What the (fine) print says:

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Upper left (rolling from the front): You are faithful, logical, and sensible — a traditionalist who takes special joy in keeping his or her environment well regulated.

Upper right (rolling from the back down): Your are carefree, enthusiastic and spontaneous — a headless fool with a skewered perception of reality.

Lower left (leaving it on the holder unattached): You are reckless, incorrigible and lazy — most likely male, with the attention span of a goldfish.

Lower right (leaving an empty roll on the holder): I hate you.